When I was an early plebe at my first Kmart (in Clinton, MD), I had an assistant manager who was, I admit, not well liked. He was an apple polisher with the apparel manager, and he was biding his time until he got a department of his own. He often made lewd comments about the female employees (even though he was quite married, because I later worked with his wife after leaving Kmart for awhile). I was indifferent toward him, which is why he often hung around me, because it was better than the outright hostility of the others.
So one day he was telling me that he and his wife often went to bars at their old home in Erie, but he couldn't find any around. I innocently told him of one just up the road a ways, but it was on a back street, which is probably why he couldn't find it. I told him he and his wife should try it this weekend, if he wanted to.
Fast forward to Monday morning. He walks in the store and makes a beeline straight for me. I was just coming out of the stockroom with Chris and Andy, and this guy glares at me and asks if I enjoyed the joke at his expense. The other guys perked up and wondered aloud what happened.
His version: he and his wife went in and ordered a beer. The bartender smiled at his wife, but gave him a puzzled look. He shrugged and put the 2 beers on the bar. The wife sips her beer and turns around toward the music and freezes. He sips his beer and glances at what his wife is staring at: the male dancers stripping on stage.
Here's "The Hangar Club" today.
Yeah. I'm cruel.
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